A lady was walking down the beach and found a bottle. She rubbed it to see what it said. A genie popped out and said "I will grant you three wishes." "But I have to warn you, whatever you wish for your husband will get ten times better or more of."
The lady said, "For my first wish I want to be the richest women in the world."
So it happened. And her husband became ten times richer then her.
For my second wish, I wish to be the most beautiful woman in the world. And so it happened. And for her husband as well just ten times better looking then her.
Then the genie asked about her third wish.
The woman stood there for a minute and said I wish for a mild heart attack.
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Clever!!!
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