1.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U can’t remember.
2.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.
3.) When a half-day at work means leaving at 7:30 in the evening (andU actually feel guilty about it).
4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)
5.) After U switch on your TV, U spend some time looking for a mouse.
6.) U send Microsoft Office mails with voting buttons to fix the timefor a meeting with friends.
7.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive the call.
8.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "0" to get an outside line.
9.) U haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years.
10.) U tell everyone your favorite book is "Who Moved my Cheese?"when in reality U couldn’t even finish that. Ur real favorite book isthe Oracle manual for PL/SQL.
11.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.
12.) U don’t go abroad anymore, but go 'on site'. And when U go 'onsite' your mama, chacha and l'il cousin Chintu come to see u off.
13.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes,drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the lateworking hours.
14.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max,including yourself.
15.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.
16.) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind youat the exam.
17.) Ur criteria for visiting a restaurant is whether itaccepts'Ticket restaurant' coupons or 'Sodhexo' passes.
18.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.
19.) U read this list and kept nodding & smiling.20.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends whoare also in IT.
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